What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The Bold and the Beautiful preview week of June 23: a marriage proposal and a trap? - Yahoo

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

I tested an AI-powered glucose monitor against a traditional monitor for two weeks. Here's my verdict - ZDNET

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Not just genes: After 17 years of study, scientist discovers just 1 lifestyle change that could easily ad - Times of India

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How long did it take you to get used to your CPAP machine?

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Jobs report shifts Fed interest rate forecasts - TheStreet

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why does everyone hate Ed Sheeran so much?

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is the story behind bhai dooj?

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Aaron Judge's 469-Foot Home Run in Kansas City Left Baseball World in Disbelief - Sports Illustrated

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Jessica Alba Reunites With Ex-Husband Cash Warren at Daughter Haven’s Graduation - instyle.com

No go.

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

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