What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Help. I’m 16 and just got spanked by both of my parents for taking the car. What do I do? I want to run off somewhere but I’m so scared that I’ll get spanked again. I’ve never gotten the paddle before and I’m still scared to sit

No way

No, not a chance

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share office space ...

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

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Unacceptable again!

No go.

Thumbs down again.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

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Minds and Behinds

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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