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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:04

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The Bold and the Beautiful preview week of June 23: a marriage proposal and a trap? - Yahoo
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
—
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How long did it take you to get used to your CPAP machine?
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Jobs report shifts Fed interest rate forecasts - TheStreet
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why does everyone hate Ed Sheeran so much?
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is the story behind bhai dooj?
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Aaron Judge's 469-Foot Home Run in Kansas City Left Baseball World in Disbelief - Sports Illustrated
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Jessica Alba Reunites With Ex-Husband Cash Warren at Daughter Haven’s Graduation - instyle.com
No go.
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.